Not waving- drowning! The curry curse strikes again!

Ahoy there. The super duper boat project got off to a great start on its maiden voyage this weekend.
The Pirate Cowboys had to be pulled out of the channel by the coastguard tug boat after the fucking boat hit a signal buoy and ran aground! The Captain wasn’t quite sure about steering the boat and didn’t know where he was going – sounds like he is over qualified and would be a perfect project manager for Company X.
The entire industry has been waiting with bated breath for this momentous maiden voyage and the news of this latest disaster quickly spread to the stock market and the share price has responded accordingly – it’s running aground. Not quite rock bottom yet but heading in that direction. Whatever next?!