THE CURRY SAUCE CURSE OF BLACK THURSDAY STRIKES AGAIN.
It’s a bad bad day at Company X – the curse of the curry sauce strikes again.
Networks down!
Clients machines down!
Financial results down!
Entire HR department Resigns!
An Interview with the Software Manager - quote “putesco terribilis” or something like that – v clever. A complete fuck up to the rest of us. We love a crisis and it will only make us stronger.
Some has to take the BLAME – IT COULD BE YOU!!
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Friday, September 23, 2005
COCAINE PARTY SHOCKER MAKES LARRY II LIMP!!
Tickets are now on sale for ringside seats at the mechanical boys BLAMESTORMING party.
Company X owner Mr Skywalker basically hates the look of the new product LARRY 2, “what the fuck is that” was his initial reaction. It cost a staggering $100,000 to build and ship to the USA. This was supposed to be the new centrepiece of the glam Vegas show, but as the stupid thing overheated it was dismantled and thrown in the backroom and used as a very expensive coat-hanger.
The Mechanical team have a top excuse; they designed and built LARRY 2 to the exact specifications that Mrs Skywalker requested. They even sent a picture before building it which was approved from the top. BUT the mechanical boys are all COCAINE party users like Kate Moss and that is why LARRY 2 is a complete ugly mess.
Someone now has to take the blame – it won’t be Mrs Skywalker, so who will it be. There will be blood on the walls. This is going to be a great spectacle.
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More leavers this week – Names can’t be mentioned but everyone knows who they are and we have more coming, or going as it were… good luck guys and dolls.
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Funny incident of the month – during a demonstration of a new game title in Italy –
Company X employee – so here is our new Satan worship game
Italian – oh my God, but this is a terrorist symbol in our country!!
The power of local knowledge and research really came into its own this time. Well done team.
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Really funny incident of the month – Mr Skywalker saying about his wife – “if she doesn’t do it, I’ll blow her head off!”
And you can’t say fairer that that really.
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Why is Company X moving into donuts?– well it’s not a trick question, just look at the new T shirts and see for yourself.
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Just don’t mention the Swedish girls, topless dancers or the curry master wandering around in his pyjamas pissed at breakfast.
Tickets are now on sale for ringside seats at the mechanical boys BLAMESTORMING party.
Company X owner Mr Skywalker basically hates the look of the new product LARRY 2, “what the fuck is that” was his initial reaction. It cost a staggering $100,000 to build and ship to the USA. This was supposed to be the new centrepiece of the glam Vegas show, but as the stupid thing overheated it was dismantled and thrown in the backroom and used as a very expensive coat-hanger.
The Mechanical team have a top excuse; they designed and built LARRY 2 to the exact specifications that Mrs Skywalker requested. They even sent a picture before building it which was approved from the top. BUT the mechanical boys are all COCAINE party users like Kate Moss and that is why LARRY 2 is a complete ugly mess.
Someone now has to take the blame – it won’t be Mrs Skywalker, so who will it be. There will be blood on the walls. This is going to be a great spectacle.
***
More leavers this week – Names can’t be mentioned but everyone knows who they are and we have more coming, or going as it were… good luck guys and dolls.
***
Funny incident of the month – during a demonstration of a new game title in Italy –
Company X employee – so here is our new Satan worship game
Italian – oh my God, but this is a terrorist symbol in our country!!
The power of local knowledge and research really came into its own this time. Well done team.
***
Really funny incident of the month – Mr Skywalker saying about his wife – “if she doesn’t do it, I’ll blow her head off!”
And you can’t say fairer that that really.
***
Why is Company X moving into donuts?– well it’s not a trick question, just look at the new T shirts and see for yourself.
***
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Just don’t mention the Swedish girls, topless dancers or the curry master wandering around in his pyjamas pissed at breakfast.
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