GAYBAR CHOSEN FOR THE COMPANY X CHRISTMAS PARTY!

Yes the big-wigs have outdone themselves this year with the tremendous choice of the Rainbow Gay Bar as the location for the 2005 office Christmas party. Most members of staff who are comfortable with their own sexuality have no problems with this choice, but it has ruffled a few feathers with a small minority of homophobic gay-bashing staff.

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Other news this week – contract delays south of the equator have occurred yet again due to the fact that the mafia are fighting amongst themselves for the right to control the dealings with Company X through a third party. No details can be given in print at this time due to a special on-going investigation into a CIA leak. A memo was sent to all staff some time ago concerning toilet checks. It seems that some staff has forgotten this important advice. Please check the toilets.