Greetings from your new host!

Hello fellow slaves. What a day!

Not only have I been granted a new office space away from the monkey enclosure, I have also been handed over the reigns to the gossip mongering propaganda machine you are reading now.

Yes, I won the Blog Idol competition, judged by Easyman and Dr. Frankenstein. Thanks guys!

I've got a lot to learn - such as who is Bob? And will I ever be able to get away with calling my manager a slightly gay muppet like the last guy did without fear of retribution? Well management team, you could always arrange for more monthly cheddar to come my way if you want me to be kind...

And Finally...

We must say our goodbyes to Velma Dinkley, who departed last week in search of extra scooby snacks.

A good time was had by all down at The Pilchard, we took over the place and made fools of ourselves just like the good old days, especially the Crazy Prime Minister modelling his kinky baloon lingerie.

We'll miss you around here Velma, and good luck solving those mysteries.
Rooby-rooby-doooooooooo!!!