Howling at the Moon - Senile Dementia taking hold within Company X!

A youthful rebellion is on the cards as the older generations within Company X are losing the plot fast. Two good examples of this happened last week.

Situation Number 1

Motor mouth was talking away when one member of staff pointed out a beautiful crescent moon in the clear night sky. The crescent was only just visible as the previous night would have been a new moon and totally black. Motor mouth said “well you should have seen it last night it was a wonderful full moon.” Now we all knew immediately that this would have been impossible according to the current laws of nature and physics and that the statement was complete bollocks! The frightening thing is that when this fact was pointed out to motor mouth he really couldn’t grasp the fact and was trying to think where and when he had seen the full moon? Oh dear call an ambulance!

Situation Number 2

Skywalker while talking to one of the athletic members of staff struck up a conversation about jogging. Skywalker was deluding himself with stories of his athletic prowess in the past when he then suddenly remembered that in fact he was a sprinter and in fact he still sprints everyday to keep fit he said! Where and when this sprinting takes place exactly is something of a mystery but Mrs Skywalker was nodding in agreement – oh yes that’s right. Fucking weird.

Anyway bob has been at it again and the curse of the volcanic rock has been lifted and the lucky twat won $250 not once, not twice but three times in a week on video poker!

The Company X charity event to the karting track ended in disaster when one unnamed idiot driver spun out of control at 120mph and smashed into the crash barrier. The driver suffered no injuries but the car was fucked and Company X will not be invited back again next year.

The bullshit surrounding the HR department turned out to be just that. One unnamed employee cried wolf but got a slap for a false alarm.

And finally the results are out for the Company X sex survey and the statistics show that the Network / IT department think about sex the more than any other department – keeping thinking – it’s the thought that cunts – I mean counts.