Two Company X employees caught holding hands at lunchtime in the park – shock!
And no it wasn’t S&M it was two guys. What the fuck!? Yes and even more shocking is the fact that they are not gay! They just like holding hands; Ahhh the wonder of cultural differences. Yes in some cultures holding hands between male friends is perfectly normal! Stop sniggering at the back their….Or so they reckon, it’s not surprising that this cultural idea has not caught on in the west.
And what the fuck is that retard President Bush doing holding hands anyway? Well it is nearly Valentines Day.
Also in the topical news today the Company X cartoonist enters (snigger – you said “enter”) the debate about free speech and religious hypocrisy – Debate
3 comments:
holding hands is the way company X's shit hot duo of project engineers(!?!?)
prepare for meetings with the with Mrs Skywalker....
Love!
The Company X method!
They were'nt holding hands, they were super glued together to teach them a lesson in love.
This is the new Company X way of boosting love, peace and harmony throughout the world.
It's a new ploy by the clay eating, swiss knife afficionado, chateau owner, Mr. Buruli himself. Having previously planted strange green/blue magnetic emission interrupters (i.e. small tacky plastic things) to mobile phones and under desks using sellotape (real cost 5p; cost to company X £10,000).
Other news is that Company X have started laying off it's useful staff and hiring new people who are not only useless but are on a higher wage and claim stupid expenses such as getting a bigger chair cos their arse is too big for a standard chair!
All of this combined has sent the share price plummeting to new depths.
Anyway, that's all for now folks!
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Is this the dazzler from accounts department?
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