Well what a boring start to the year 2006! But wait for it.

This is the year that Company X will hit the stratosphere and England will win the World Cup in Germany! It is written in the stars. And talking of stars the winner of the 2005 Company X disco dancing championships is…………………….. F for Freddy from Barcelona!

And fuck me, what a routine it was. Freddy dashed to the dance floor as soon as he heard the opening bars of Madonna’s “like a virgin”. He twirled, twisted, jived and grooved like a spastic on acid. By now Freddy had cleared the dance floor, there was only Freddy dancing to Madonna, with the rest of the club looking on with disbelief from the sides. Freddy now sees his own reflection in the mirror and instantly falls in love. He grooves closer and starts kissing himself in the mirror – his hands are wandering all over his own body while flicking his hair and pouting his lips to seduce himself. Touched for the very first time indeed.

He succeeds in seducing himself and is just about to start ripping his own clothes off when it suddenly dawns on Freddy that he is not in his own bedroom dancing in front of his teddy bears, but on the dance floor of the Blue Oyster Bar!

Too late – it’s all been captured on video and will be held for safe keeping for a good blackmailing opportunity in the future.

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What happened in the G Team last week? Did Dick resign or was he pushed? Answers on a postcard please.

Next week we will have an update on the crazy Mexican and the story of Bob running over some guy and then crashing into another car! All in a days work for Accident Man.