The Worzel Munster Monster

This is a photograph of the new girl in the office!
They are really taking the piss this time.

Meanwhile love is blossoming at Company X between an English guy in the accounts department and an American lady in the HR department of the USA offices. Apparently this has been going on for some time to the point where bobby dazzler has been giving excuses to his wife just so he can spend more time on the phone to his bird!
They met for the fist time this week and we had to laugh as when the dazzler finally got to see the girl of his dreams it was more like a nightmare and she runs over and gives him a big bear hug!

Meanwhile Ron has been at it again, but this time with some Canadian bacon girl. When she asked if he was married or not – he says “No were separated.” She said she knew he was lying because he looked to the right as he said it. As she is a trained customs officer and familiar with lying techniques and signs of lying she spotted this straight away. Apparently if you look to your right as you are answering a question is it likely you are lying as you are using the creative side of your brain!
Everyone including Stavros was surprised to find that he had a creative side of the brain!Well you learn something everyday.

We tried this technique out on several members of the the creative department and found that they either don’t have a right side of the brain or they are all completely honest.

Not content with that he was trying his best to get inside the pants of another girl who is actually married to the gay looking member of the Australian male strip show thunder from down under! But that is another story.

Meanwhile in South America – 2 Company X employees are in a car with their Mafia host driving his expensive BMW. He runs out of petrol on a busy 3 lane road. What does he do? He gets out and walks across the road to KFC, leaving the car in the middle of the road with a q forming behind the car and horns honking! He calls his driver and makes him deliver another car to where he his and transfers the problem of the other car to his driver.
A completely outrageous move, he didn’t even bother to try and get the car off the road in any way just left it there! Completely nuts. Like parking your car in the middle of the M25.

Meanwhile at the London Christmas party – certain members of Company X are going to be forced to dress up as member of thunder from down under, wearing just Santa hats and perform a medley of Frank Sinatra songs. After that it’s a game of name that tune followed by naked pass the parcel. Then the famous Skywalker speech, this year he is going for a world record to try and beat last years 47mins. Top Tip – stand next to the bar.

Some other top secret stories that we do not have time for this week are: The Killer Rabbits, The Dwarf Sex Story, The 21st Birthday party of Kelly Osborne, Who stole the Subway Sandwich? The MSN messenger strip show live from Prague And Leaving doo snogs.