Company X turned into a graph watching party today as the company at long last floated. Only 10 times below the much hyped and exaggerated figure Mr Skywalker had often quoted in the past but still it’s something of an achievement and must be applauded; considering the bizarre way the company is run, it’s a minor miracle.

Yet again we learn more from the press than we do from internal sources, the internal press release being delayed yet again due to boys being able to read blues and greens! No joke. The color / colour scheme must be changed. Mind you the internal press release only announces births, deaths and marriages nothing to do with work related matters at all.

The press failed to mention several key staff members at all, Albert & Shaz as examples, and who the fuck are all these highly paid NASA directors we seem to have acquired? Bunch of space cadets.