A recent Company X project managers party at the Vatican.

They had gone to meet Pope John Paul II, not realising that he had died recently. A small mistake which was blamed on a lack of communication amongst staff that had recently left or been fired. A new internal procedures document and a few thousand meetings will sort that out.

They then met with the new nazi pope with the kind eyes and were praying that someone somewhere would give them some more money to pour down the drain.

Chief bull-shitter Mr T was then sent out on a mission to Las Vegas to convince Mega Bucks Industries that they should buy into Company X. His Vision has paid off.

Bingo - Mega Bucks Industries the mysterious secret buyer of Company X has just proudly announced their new $15 million purchase.

Not surprisingly, Company X management has not said a word about this to its own employees. We all look forward to the technicolour newsletter and e-mail message from ****-*****.