Hi corporate chums!

History & Mission Statement: The Alternative Newsletter was first published via e-mail in the summer of 2002 to a total readership of 19.The secretive senior management of Company X had been threatening to distribute a real newsletter to staff for eons, when this never materialised, one staff member decided to write their own newsletter, this became an instant overnight smash hit; despite the author being half dyslexic.

More newsletters were published and the staff of Company X began to regard them as the only way to find out exactly what was really going on within the secretive world of bizarre Company X; well almost. You see the thing is Company X was a tin pot company making no money for themselves but was making $Billions for their clients.

How this came about was through the unrivalled success of the company products, whilst at the same time being run by a senior management team that couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery, and then some.

The staff in turn had no one to manage them. Staff would come and go as they pleased and half of them never turned up or were continually away on jolly business trips.

Clients meanwhile were making more money than they had sense and an industry turned its head to find out why. This only further fed the ego of the management team who then started to believe they could do no wrong. This in turn left the employees even more isolated and their strange behaviour also began to scale new heights which were all documented in the alternative newsletter.

Looking back at that newsletter now; it contains enough libellous material to get the whole $billion industry in court.

With the brave new world of blogs we can now explore what is really happening in the bizarre and secretive world of Company X. If you are reading this your life maybe in danger! Be careful it’s hell out there.

The names have been changed to protect the guilty.