We have a winner for the competition but as the winner did not supply a proper name and address they cannot claim the prize.
You’ve had a smashing time – now let’s have a look at what you would have won!

This years VIP party will be at the pussycat lap dancing club in Vegas. The term VIP is really stretching it, but hey, Skywalker can call his party what he wants. Last years party was such a roaring success that everyone had left by 9.30pm. Company X is really pushing the boat out this year with mushroom Vol-U-Vonts, Ferrero Rochet chocolates(3-pack) & blowjobs served by barely legal saucy lap dancers. Lots of famous people including Mr Blobby have been invited, but just like last year they will not turn up.

It’s a real shame that you won’t be going either.